Harambe Memorial League · 2026 · Title Defense Loading
The season’s on the clock.
Twelve teams, freshly stocked rosters, and one 2026 season's worth of grudges are about to get real, and the division races are already forming before a single snap.
The Field · Grouped by Division
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Division 1
a knife fight- Gimme That Fat Boutte9-5
- Bucky’s General Store6-8
- Latter Day Lamb Special3-11
- The Tokyo Thunderbirds10-4
Division 1 is a clean slate. Four teams, one flag, and a lot of confident group-chat energy about to meet reality.
Division 2
Champ vs. Reload- Better call Myballs6-8
- Olave GardenCHAMP
- Of Mice and MendozaDOORMAT
- Foopus7-7
Olave Garden returns as the defending champ fresh off a 12-2 season, but Of Mice and Mendoza's total roster overhaul says last place doesn't have to be permanent.
Division 3
Leader, Contested- Vanilla VickR-UP
- Watson Love Diggs5-9
- McCarthyism11-3
- Better call Hall5-9
Vanilla Vick opens as the division's presumptive leader, but McCarthyism enters as the defending points machine after posting 2,133.6 last season, so the top spot won't be uncontested for long.
Bold Predictions · Site Desk
Mendoza's Gamble
Of Mice and Mendoza spent its first two picks on Jeremiyah Love and Fernando Mendoza, and after a 2-12 finish, that rookie-heavy reload is the biggest swing in the league.
Tyson Time
Jordyn Tyson lands as Better call Myballs' WR1 at 178.6 projected points, and this offense finally has a name people outside the league chat will recognize.
Dart Throw
Latter Day Lamb Special is trusting Jaxson Dart's 300.54 projection to anchor a title defense, and rookie QB volatility says that's a shaky bet.
Bijan or Bust
LOCKBijan Robinson's 324.9 projection is the highest of any skill player in the league, and Vanilla Vick's entire season plan starts and ends with him staying healthy.
Repeat Watch
Olave Garden's title defense leans on rookie tight end Eli Stowers at just 81.4 projected points, which is a lot of faith to put in a Round 1 flier.
Division Winner
LOCKGimme That Fat Boutte takes its division wire to wire off a 0-0 baseline. The rest of that bracket is auditioning for second.
Offseason Receipts
Draft
Tokyo spent a third-round pick (No. 32) on Cade Klubnik, a 24-point QB projection that's pure insurance, not a plan.
Draft
Latter Day Lamb Special's first pick was Germie Bernard at No. 6, a receiver projected for 98.9 points to lead the receiving corps.
Draft
Foopus used the No. 10 overall pick on Emmett Johnson, who projects for just 65.2 points, a rough return on a top-10 selection.
Draft
Watson Love Diggs' actual first-rounder was Makai Lemon at No. 5, projected for 168.5 points before the receiver binge even started.